Already this month I have taken more selfies than in the rest of my life*. Note that I am holding the camera high enough that you can't see up my nose. I think you can now see the whiskers without a closeup.
I typed a few hundred more words in my story and only sanded a carving yesterday. At this rate, this blog will consist of detailing my purely biological acts of creation - perhaps the progress of my son, but more the replenishing of my blood after last month's donation and the growth of (intended) facial hair.
* I traveled extensively after graduating from university and have many pictures of myself with friends and at historic sites. I think the strict definition of 'selfy' does not include such photos.