Awkward Author Photo Contest

I'll just let Chuck Wendig describe it:

In fact, you can check out last year’s entire submission photoset here. I mean, holy shit. Lady with a chicken! Dude in a wolf hat! A lion eating dinosaurs! What the fuck is happening!
I loved the contest so much, it’s time to do it again.
SO, here’s the rules:
Submit to me the most awkward author photo you can conjure of yourself.
This must be a photo of you. Not someone else. You must also own the rights to the photo.
Send this photo to me at terribleminds at gmail dot com with subject header:
REVENGE OF AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTO CONTEST
And send it to me by 6/16, at noon EST (meaning, you get two weeks).